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First of all a big massive "FUCK YOU" to Leeds with 2 middle fingers raised and thumbs stuck out perpendicularly from the 1 finger fist. For sending me the fucking generous offer of a 30% bursary for my fucking extravagant fees. Yes, fuck you, british bitches. Thank you for the orgasmic offer. But FUCK YOU for taking me away from as enticing as a woman saying I'm changing into something more comfortable Manchester.
And a secondary equally large "FUCK-A-DEEDLE-DEE-DOO TO YOU" too Manchester with 1 middle finger and sneer. For NOT sending an equally genitilia copulating generous offer of a 30% bursary for my mother fucking extravagant fees. Yes, fuck you, you white skinned assholes. I hope your penises dangle when they should be stiff. And stiffen when they should be just dangling.
And a third not so humoungous fungus "CHUGA CHUGA AOOOGAH FUCK YOU DICK CHEESE!" to you Mr. Further-fucking-maths. For giving me decidedly bitch-ass and resolutely unsolvable for the likes of dumb fuck me type math problems. Dahm goat fuckers.
Mother fucking hell. Been a long time.
Set an appointment with me if you wish to hear the chinese versions.
Cheerio! =D
The following post on the site you are about to read includes text that contains immense vulgarity. And incredible swearing. If you are of the opinion:
A) Kington can't swear but I'd like to see him try.
B) It's been awhile since I've seen him do it and I'd like to see if he's slacked.
C) I USE TO LOVE THE OLD DAYS WHERE HE WAS THE HULA MULLA SWEARING DEITY WITH NO COMPARISON!
D) Swearing is funny.
Go on and keep reading
If you are of the opinion:
A) Swearing is bad.
B) I can't stand swearing it's rather uncouth.
C) I can't bear to see this fellow swear. It's out of character.
The "X" button in orange at the top right of your browser is made just for you.
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First of all a big massive "FUCK YOU" to Leeds with 2 middle fingers raised and thumbs stuck out perpendicularly from the 1 finger fist. For sending me the fucking generous offer of a 30% bursary for my fucking extravagant fees. Yes, fuck you, british bitches. Thank you for the orgasmic offer. But FUCK YOU for taking me away from as enticing as a woman saying I'm changing into something more comfortable Manchester.
And a secondary equally large "FUCK-A-DEEDLE-DEE-DOO TO YOU" too Manchester with 1 middle finger and sneer. For NOT sending an equally genitilia copulating generous offer of a 30% bursary for my mother fucking extravagant fees. Yes, fuck you, you white skinned assholes. I hope your penises dangle when they should be stiff. And stiffen when they should be just dangling.
And a third not so humoungous fungus "CHUGA CHUGA AOOOGAH FUCK YOU DICK CHEESE!" to you Mr. Further-fucking-maths. For giving me decidedly bitch-ass and resolutely unsolvable for the likes of dumb fuck me type math problems. Dahm goat fuckers.
Mother fucking hell. Been a long time.
Set an appointment with me if you wish to hear the chinese versions.
Cheerio! =D
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