By Kington
2 Weeks of explosives. Wow. I never knew life could be so crazy.
By explosive I don't mean the Alfred Noble TNT variety explosive.
Will E.Coyote getting bitched.
No not c4 sized either.
C4 battlefield style.
It's so difficult to put into words I just had to get help looks like Little Boy pretty much sums it up.
Little boy goes BOOM
All I have to say until the next blog post is that as a result from those 2 weeks:
1 Cycling accident(yes another 1)
2 Pissed off girls(1 annoyed 1 pissed)
and I'm seeing a surgeon tomorrow about the one of 3 things I fear most in my body
MY SPINE.
Oh and I've got a flu too woweee!!!.
By Kington
Today we decided to do the stupid
and I mean real stupid
we asked yet ANOTHER teacher for a pregnancy test kit.
Initially we asked Pn.Tan
It went kinda like:
Joel: Pn.Tan can I ask you for a favour?
Pn.Tan: What is it?
Joel: Can you help me buy a pregnancy test kit?
*she laughs he head off*
Pn.Tan: What for??!!Science project or for use?
Joel: *balls go off in different directions* Never mind forget about it teacher.
Seeing how that went we've been trying to ask ALL our teachers that well the teachers that won't kill us anyway.
Today we asked Cik Doris this young 22/23 year old teacher which was quite chun looking btw.(photos coming soon)
I spent the whole 3 periods she was subbing for laughing my ass off over various reasons. So it went south pretty quickly.
Me: Teacher can I ask you for a favour?
Cik Doris: Yes?
Me: Since you're 22/23 and all past 21, can you help me buy a pregnancy test kit?
Cik Doris: Why?
Me: *pause* Teacher quite pai seh to say lah.
Cik Doris: Like that then you see me during recess. Ok?
Well all this time she had this 'I know you're up to something look' so when we got a hold of her right after recess me and Pui Yean I told her I was just kidding because well if she told Pn Chen screwed like a freaking screw would be and easy escape. Then we told her of Pn. Tan.
She then merely said that she was already kinda expecting it so nothing la. Boring.
Next few targets:
Pn.Lim (biology teacher ^^)
Pn.Goh (mod m3 teacher)
Pn. Koh (est teacher)
By Kington
If we reduce the population of the Earth to asmall town with 100 people and keep theproportions, it will look like this:
57 Asians
21 Europeans
14 Americans (northern and southern)
8 Africans
52 women
48 men
70 coloured-skins
30 caucasians
6 people would own 59% of the whole world wealth
and all of them will be from the United States ofAmerica
80 would have bad living conditions
70 will be uneducated
50 will be underfed
1 would die
2 would be born
1 will have a computer1 (only one) will have higher education
If you look at the world from this point of view,you will see how there is a big need of solidarity, understanding, patience and education.Also think about the following
If this morning you've woke up healthy, you are happier then 1 million people that will not survive next week.If you never suffered a war, the loneliness of the jail cell, the agony of torture, or hunger, you are happier than 500 million people in the world.If you can enter into a church/mosque without fear of jail or death, you are happier than 3 millionpeople in the world.If there is a food in your fridge, you have shoes and clothes, you have bed and a roof, you are richer than 75% of the people in the world.If you have bank account, money in your wallet and some coins in the money-box, you belong to the 8%of the people on the world, which are well-to-do.
If you read this you are three times more blessed because:
1. Somebody just thought of you.
2. You don't belong to the 200 million people thatcannotread.
3. And... you have a computer!
As somebody once said:" work as if you don't need money,love as if nobody never ever hurt you,dance, as if nobody can see you,sing, as if nobody can hear you,live, as if the Earth was a heaven."
By Kington
After the whole week just when I thought that it was all finally over my dad decides to poke fun at me, in The Curve, I've had some pretty life shattering moments in the Curve that will change my perception of life for the rest of it so I wouldn't really like to go back to The Curve at all but yet I still found myself there.
My dad saw me slouching (it's pretty uncomfortable to stand straight when your shoulder is still quite chewed up) and he decided to cha me.
Dad: Do you know why you fell off your bike?
Me: Wha?
Dad: Because you were slouching slumped over like a C.
It's bad enough that people tease me over not knowing how to cycle/ staring at chicks/ stare at me wherever I go. That doesn't annoy me the least bit actually.
But when my dad tried to poke fun at me in the place I dislike the most with my multiple wounds all over in warm and humid conditions he was just plain asking for a lash out. After I poked him back for being tactless that he could still poke fun at me while everyone else at least avoided mentioning the wounds unless there's a perfectly good reason, he would still like to make fun of me over it. Score. It felt quite good because he was heaping shit on me all week and when I shot him back I hit home. Soundly.
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I received a e-mail this morning which I found pretty funny.
Whats an "ocuntry"?....
By Kington
The week started off well with a large tip off about library week so no shit bricks situation there just got some photographers together and covered it well.
BUT what happened AFTER Monday was the shit.
Tuesday went well apart from the apparent fact that someone was ignoring me no matter how much the person tried to hide it but it doesn't matter. People have mood swings sometimes. But by evening I was starting to feel a bit down about WHY that person was ignoring me and while cycling I checked my watch and gave it a good 2 secs of concentration on that person and "BAM" well no more or less "Screech" as me and my bike ran into the ground trying to make a new pothole.
Wednesday Peggy took me to clinic although I was hurting like mad we made it to a clinic. My bloody GP suddenly altered his lunch hour to lunch hours 1-3 so we were stuck in ss2 and had to make the difficult drive back to Taman Mayang Jaya to go to Peggy's clinic.
Thursday was pretty uneventfull even though it was report card day apart from the fact my class teacher said i was improving. I spent the rest of the school hours taking pictures and then I carefully examined 2 things: the person that was ignoring me, my wounds. My elbow wound which there is no picture here on the site had gone septic from sweating, as well as my shoulder wound. The person that was ignoring me on the other hand gave me a bit of attention today when I went to see the bugger but we didn't talk much and the conversational traffic was pretty much
"can I ........"
Kington: ok
With conversational traffic like that I kinda feel like an ornamental piece in that person's life and well ornaments do break, get stolen or just go plain missing under Murphy's law.
Friday went pretty well compared to the last 2 days apart from being super bored at home while waiting for school to end for CF to start. But while it was still morning I had already exposed 2 very hurtfull lies. When CF we went to school for CF we realised that we had missed worship and since it was bible quiz we decided to just plain head for a good round of "Ashraf's House". My dota skills were still pretty doing quite good despite the fact that both my hands could hardly move but when we played CS thats when we got embaressed big time.
Thankfully so now it's Saturday morning and the week is about to end maybe next week might be better.
