Just had this massive dinner feasting session.

6 chicken wings. The pile on my plate was so HUGE WEI. I was like WTH!!!??? WHERE DID ALL THE FLESH GO???!!!

And every morning after a monstrous pig out session I wake up change clothes for the day and I realise..........Hey stomach a bit bulgy eh? *stops slouching and sees stomach cave inwards* DARN.

UNFAIR WORLD!!!!!

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On a side note. I tried downloading a Hammock album and the download failed at 99%. AFTER A 3 HOUR DOWNLOAD!!!!! ARGH!!!



Teee hee VADER.

On reaching home from taylors and a little bit of com parts shopping I was treated to one of the most unnerving piece of news today.

I CAN'T say what it is but lets just say........If my girlfriend (if I had one)came to me and said that she found out from our dna test or something that we are actually siblings.

The shock would be VERY bad. But this on it's own comes pretty dahm near on it's own.

No there's no extra-marital affair happening here nor a divorce or stuff like that.

It's something else that nobody could ever guess. It was so outlandish for the first time in months I've felt my blood run cold on hearing bad news. Those who have been watching my life.......Already know how bad is bad news.

A real balls kecut moment.

*sigh* So for now dahm bummed out. Don't know how I'm going to get the semangat to go do any homework today.

AND NO A GIRL DID NOT JUST TURN ME DOWN. That is much preferred to this suddenly.

Suddenly all those people ranting about love problems and friendship problems seem so unserious and trivial at the moment. It suddenly feels like it's just a little itsy bitsy unbitchy problem that you get everyday. Pretty much as bad as running out of toilet paper while on the can or sneezing on your own shirt or having curry splatter all over your white fav shirt. I wish my problems were only as big as that. Sadly they were until earlier today only.

Cause getting turned down is just painfull. But this is something even worse.........an emotion comparable with obsidian. Black as hell. I think I'll just turn in early anyway.

A harmless question like that provided me hours of fun!

I wish Jorrel would ask me more crazy stuff like that.

So there we were yesterday. 1 Taylor's student dressed as adolescent as possible, 1 guy in a sheep shirt looking rather student with a hevasack, 1 kancil and 1 cd of Jorrel's pick of music. :) ANBERLIN!!!

So the 2 of us hopped into my kancil. And we headed off to Help. When we got there we realised we were kinda like a solo grave digger WHO FORGOT TO BRING A LADDER TO WORK(stuck in a 6 feet deep hole which was dug by yourself)

Pui Yean couldn't arrange a meeting for us and Jorrel's long lost super ancient friend. So we started calling everyone we knew in Help a-lvls.

Throughout the bus ride and the car ride we had the following conversation.

K: So Jorrel any details I should know about her?
J: Ok, You're Jorrel Too and In std 5 you were in 5 rambutan and in std 6 you were in 6 cempedak.
K: Got it, 5 rambutan 6 cempedak. Anything else?
J: We were both prefects and she was in the board.
K: Did you work under her?
J: No.
K: Anything else apart from that?
J: Like what?
K: Any special habits she has that sets her apart from other people? Cause normally I talk about someone's special habits when that person can't remember me and it embaresses them extremely.
J: Forget it Kington.

I'm lazy to tell the whole donkey storey because it's slightly pointless. But.........

When she saw Jorrel. She was like........

SM: Hey you're Jorrel right?
J: Sorry? No I don't know who you're talking about sorry.
SM: Oh sorry then.

RIGHT THERE AND THEN I FELT A DEEP POUNDING IN MY CHEST LIKE WHEN I'M SUSPECTED OF TAKING THE LAST COOKIE IN THE COOKIE JAR ADMIST A GREAT BIG CAMP OF HOMOSEXUAL CANNIBALS.

So they went to the lift. So I stalked cap down and all.

SM: The lift is going down you know?
J: Yeah I know.

I was standing in the corner of the lift tieing my shoelace thinking.......CONFIRM THEY KNOW SOMETHING IS AMISS LA.

So we just followed them to Rotiman and when we got there I leaned forward raised my cap showed my face and waved. When they looked at me I asked....

K: Hey remember me?
SM: Yeah, You're someone I don't know but *points at Jorrel* he's Jorrel.
J: *Sigh* *frustration*

She knew there was something wrong when I was stalking her already. So we just followed them to the bus stop. And they left for the main campus and I stayed to go pick up Pui Yean. In the end Pui Yean didn't want to go to main campus to eat...So...Shitbag.

The whole time Jorrel was getting a lot of flak for being long lost lovers with her or something. When I got there it was up to me to figure out how to get to Kfc on my own. To be honest. I had no idea. So I just walked straight along with a VERY vague idea where I was and where it was.

When I got there. I made them forget the flak-ing session. Ala-rib busting humour!

Finally after numerous jokes and fooling around. With Jo looking at me and laughing and looking at Suet Mey with a horny look. We left Help eventually.

I never got to see Pui Yean again nor talk to Kar Leng much but oh well it was fun anyway.

Syok sendiri.

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On a side note. As some of you guys know I hate difficult situations, BUT I LOVE TROUBLE.

And since this is a difficult 1 I shall mention it here.

I DON'T HAVE THE HOTS FOR EDWINA LA SIAL.

Such a bother.

I mentioned it was a score to see her every morning. IT IS FOR ANY GUY TO HAVE A CHUN/CUTE/HOT/PRETTY GIRL IN THE CAR EVERY MORNING.

It's only because I mentioned her here la. I've ferried many other CHUN/CUTE/HOT/PRETTY GIRL(s) in my car. But being the nature of my sparse updates I just never bothered to mention it here la.

Incessant questions I receive from seniors AND JUNIORS. Peers normal la. You lick a tree in front of your bud he's gonna ask if you have a tree fetish.

So here's something for you guys to gossip........................

I think Jessica Alba is hot. Slurp~