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KBU and Uncomfortable Moments

By Kington
After Colin graciously lent me his card reader(many thanks and may your hair grow in abundance) i can finally update my blog.

Last saturday i went for a little seminar on improving my dismal Bahasa Malaysia marks. I really didn't think about bringing a camera as it was out of bounds because it was in KBU but OH GOD, OH SHOCK, THE HORROR.....PN SHARON ASKED ME TO TAKE PHOTOS OF THE LECTURER!!!

To my supprise and relief SHE brought the camera.

The lecture turned out to be total crap for the first 2 hours anyway so most of us didn't really listen. We then had breakfast but i was quite full from my leftover pizza that morning. When we were trying to procure the food from the organizers we saw the most Malaysian thing.......an insanely unwell defined que so after much struggle we got our food and went to sit down.

The girls from our class then asked me where I was gonna find a place in the overcrowded canteen but soon enough i found kein yew and the guys at a relatively available table so i got myself a chair and realised that the girls didn't see where was the place when i went over to lead the way.....THIS GUY FROM ANOTHER SCHOOL CAME ALONG AND STOLE MY CHAIR!! LIKE SWEET JESUS I JUST LEFT IT FOR LIKE 20 SECS AND HE COMES ALONG TO TAKE MY CHAIR!!!??? It's like he's too freaking lazy/stupid to figure out where to get one of his own.

Deciding that seeing how Bahasa Malaysia was already his mother toungue and he was at the course with us i realised that trying to reason with him or to argue with him would be pointless as dumb people never understand arguements.

Before the second half began KBU sent in this guy which just TOTALLY JOIN KBU TODAY he started telling us about how grand kbu was and i realised i might as well take a toilet break that was when i saw.....

It just strikes me as odd. Do you guys see what i mean?

It's a freaking FLUSHING pullstring hanging out of the ceiling???!!!

After that I followed captain honny to centrepoint where he had lunch...i just picked of some of his fries being a unroyally broke person(thanks hon). When he went back in to buy lunch for his sister, I had THE most embaressing conversation with Jee Lian. Following this was pretty much along the lines of our conversation or as much as i remember it.

Kington: *waves*

Jee Lian: *waves*

Kington: Remember me? Wai Lum's cousin.

Jee Lian:

Jee Lian: Yeah, Of course. Do YOU remember who am I? *covers nametag*

Kington: Of course Jee Lian marh.(getting lined up for big screwup)

Jee Lian: Thats because u saw my nametag right?

Kington: Nolarh i can recognized you (IS WHAT I SHOULD HAVE SAID BUT NOOOOO!!!!)

Kington: Yeah sorry. (too honest)

Jee Lian: Wow you've changed a lot since the last time i saw you 5 years ago.

Kington: 5 years? I thought I met you in F1 (big F*** up)

Jee Lian: Nolarh we were in primary school together la. Std 6 remember

Kington: Uhhh.. No (too blunt)

Jee Lian: Remember Dennon?

Kington: *struggling* ....Yeah. Sorry la I really can't remember meeting you in Primary school.

Jee Lian: Wah dahm mean wei!

I kinda forgot the rest of the conversation but it really made me feel like a real prick. But hopefully she'll forgive me and I won't be living through any of these uncomfortable conversations anytime soon. Either that or I gotta learn not to be so brutally honest.

 

Exam Results

By Kington
The week started off pretty well with a 61 for physics but it quickly degenerated into a pile of squat today as I received my MOD MATHS, EST, AND NOT TO FORGET KIMIA.

After seeing my dismal performance in the mod maths department i realised that this is not exactly going to be a good day.....

Est was met with a mark that proved it wasn't so easy after all it seemed as if Pn Koh wants us to elaborate on every DAHM point just like how our grandparents tell us of the sufferings they had to endure eating tapioca during world war 2.....except with more elaborations

During mod maths we braced ourselves for the worse but turns out juz me and penyu did poorly with daniel owning us with his sudden newfound intelligence and proficiency in the subject but.... i would have to say the biggest gripe i had of the day was when Pn Goh SMILED AS SHE HANDED ME MY PAPER. I know i didn't do so well...but whats her problem man it's as if she really doesn't like me and is pleased as pie to see me fall flat for mod m3???

After all of that it was finally time for Kimia the dreaded 1 my one achilies heel the one i loudly and proudly said to the paper "I don't quite give a damn about you anymore." I was then astounded by the fact that I had been belly flopping into shallow water so far and then all of a sudden me and Laura(who was constantly tapping the table with some kinda tribal battle theme while we were waiting for the results) PASSED!! Well yeah i know Jorrel says it's not good enough but well Jorrel I'm willing to take a half dead fish for a meal rather than no meal. But sadly for Daniel who normally does better than me at Kimia suddenly found himself scraping for a pass.

SO far it's been quite an ok turn out this time with my Kimia, Biology and Bahasa Malaysia showing no improvement so I'm kinda worried about my SPM but i guess it'll improve or my future would be very uncertain or my nuts could just be hanging from the wall.

I've been quite lazy with the html thing....I wish Mike would just gimme a crash course though *hint hint*
 

UP AND RUNNING

By Kington
Ok after a couple of weeks of reading other blogs (and getting pissed off) it seems like a good idea to open a blog (not according to sue wei though) and so this is the very first post on this blog just to get the ball rolling and till i can figure out how to work the dahm html codes.

It's the day after the 5 belian picnic and my butt is still sore from landing on it but it was a blast anyway but now my leg thigh muscles has seized so now i have resorted to limping around.

More on that in the following posts or some other stuff i've been thinking on putting up