Ok just another post before I abuse the books like a good page flipping book crunching zombie. (note if you don't understand the pic I'll explain it to you)
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Mixed expressions from bewilderment to respect reflect on their faces.

The crowd is mixed, they've got no idea what to say. What would they write on my gravestone? Pimp or Womanizer? (but then again if I passed on now while typing this my parents probably wouldn't pick either one)(probably wooden stick or char siew is more likely lol)

But seriously wei! Why do you guys call me that?

My classmates are always like "Eh bring some girls la!" even Benji has asked me to intro some. Dudes do I look like this???


HUGGY BEAR (pimp cane not in pic)

No...Seriously la I'm no pimp. I don't have a den full of women at home. Or at work either.(what work??? I'm a student!!)

Laura's Put In My Pocket(P.I.M.P) doesn't count either btw.

So I bet you're gonna ask about the girls waving in coll. What would you expect?

For guys I nod/thrust chin/wave 2 fingers. For girls I always say "Hi" and wave properly or there goes the whistle anyway. I actually know more guys than girls really.(no still straight. [sees a minor celebration] wierdos...)

So it's kinda more obvious which girls I know and it's hardly obvious which guys I know. Just friends anyway.(no one works for me anymore either)(no I didn't mean the "collect money once it's done" kinda work either)

And since I know a lot of people it looks like I just know a lot of girls. Settle there goes The Pimp report.

Now for the Womanizer report.

Yes if you guys didn't hear...It's pretty old and pretty much only my classmates heard it and a few others.

Peggy said if I want to seem more honest I should stop flirting with every girl. Both Sarahs said I should flirt less. And Pui Yean didn't say anything about flirting...coz thats hypocritical. =P

But truth be told I don't flirt with every girl. Truth be told I only flirt with 1 girl too!

So.....Okay why is that report there anyway? Well back then I was kinda depressed and Joel said it was a great way to get over things...So I kinda back flipped over the "do not jump into pool" railing and had a whale of a time...

SPLASH

But I met a lot of girls that way la anyway...(funny what a bit of voice modulation and self consciousness can do)(no I'm burning this stuff and I'm not gonna teach it before I burn it)

So they kinda give this extra enthusiastic wave whenever they see me.(habit forming I'm sure)(name shouting does happen but thankfully not much)(I always get a pat on the back for this too oddly)

Eventually I stopped doing that.[spots another mini celebration] [pauses] Darn stalkers. And they all hooked up with other guys anyway.(seriously ALL OF THEM)(don't ask me whats the odds) Yes I stopped that far of the water. None of them actually thought about me afterwards anyway. Don't have any phone numbers anyway so stop asking. And no you won't get either of the 2 Sarahs phone numbers out of me too.

So I stopped all of that(2-3 months ago maybe even 4) and now it's kinda like a loyalty thing. Only 1 girl. Haven't met anyone new in awhile either too. Sadleah(posh way of saying sadly. say it with me now Sad-Leah) it's true.

But oddly I don't care anymore. Is it part of my new found single-mindedness? I guess it is. Wish me luck on this one. And see I can be trusted la ish.

And yes I'm pretty sure Benji is trying to dampen my chances.(woi fight fair lol)
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Ok so normally I've got no life. Until exam time comes then suddenly all the party invites and stuff come.

I was invited by the debutante Michelle to her party next next sat. And Michael asked me to tag along to the PinkPau's party this sat.(Charlie eat your heart out) Supposedly Kenny Sia is flying in just for this.

And I politely declined both because I'm a page flipping book crunching zombie. [zombie style moan] See Sarah. I don't have a life really. I only get invites to go places during exam season.