After Colin graciously lent me his card reader(many thanks and may your hair grow in abundance) i can finally update my blog.

Last saturday i went for a little seminar on improving my dismal Bahasa Malaysia marks. I really didn't think about bringing a camera as it was out of bounds because it was in KBU but OH GOD, OH SHOCK, THE HORROR.....PN SHARON ASKED ME TO TAKE PHOTOS OF THE LECTURER!!!

To my supprise and relief SHE brought the camera.

The lecture turned out to be total crap for the first 2 hours anyway so most of us didn't really listen. We then had breakfast but i was quite full from my leftover pizza that morning. When we were trying to procure the food from the organizers we saw the most Malaysian thing.......an insanely unwell defined que so after much struggle we got our food and went to sit down.

The girls from our class then asked me where I was gonna find a place in the overcrowded canteen but soon enough i found kein yew and the guys at a relatively available table so i got myself a chair and realised that the girls didn't see where was the place when i went over to lead the way.....THIS GUY FROM ANOTHER SCHOOL CAME ALONG AND STOLE MY CHAIR!! LIKE SWEET JESUS I JUST LEFT IT FOR LIKE 20 SECS AND HE COMES ALONG TO TAKE MY CHAIR!!!??? It's like he's too freaking lazy/stupid to figure out where to get one of his own.

Deciding that seeing how Bahasa Malaysia was already his mother toungue and he was at the course with us i realised that trying to reason with him or to argue with him would be pointless as dumb people never understand arguements.

Before the second half began KBU sent in this guy which just TOTALLY JOIN KBU TODAY he started telling us about how grand kbu was and i realised i might as well take a toilet break that was when i saw.....

It just strikes me as odd. Do you guys see what i mean?

It's a freaking FLUSHING pullstring hanging out of the ceiling???!!!

After that I followed captain honny to centrepoint where he had lunch...i just picked of some of his fries being a unroyally broke person(thanks hon). When he went back in to buy lunch for his sister, I had THE most embaressing conversation with Jee Lian. Following this was pretty much along the lines of our conversation or as much as i remember it.

Kington: *waves*

Jee Lian: *waves*

Kington: Remember me? Wai Lum's cousin.

Jee Lian:

Jee Lian: Yeah, Of course. Do YOU remember who am I? *covers nametag*

Kington: Of course Jee Lian marh.(getting lined up for big screwup)

Jee Lian: Thats because u saw my nametag right?

Kington: Nolarh i can recognized you (IS WHAT I SHOULD HAVE SAID BUT NOOOOO!!!!)

Kington: Yeah sorry. (too honest)

Jee Lian: Wow you've changed a lot since the last time i saw you 5 years ago.

Kington: 5 years? I thought I met you in F1 (big F*** up)

Jee Lian: Nolarh we were in primary school together la. Std 6 remember

Kington: Uhhh.. No (too blunt)

Jee Lian: Remember Dennon?

Kington: *struggling* ....Yeah. Sorry la I really can't remember meeting you in Primary school.

Jee Lian: Wah dahm mean wei!

I kinda forgot the rest of the conversation but it really made me feel like a real prick. But hopefully she'll forgive me and I won't be living through any of these uncomfortable conversations anytime soon. Either that or I gotta learn not to be so brutally honest.