YEAH BABY I GOT MY LICENSE!!!

I know la super delayed........

I'm driving to school everyday now apart from those days where my dad isn't around and I hitch a ride in Edwina's car. (REAL SCORE I TELL YOU)

Setback is........I don't get to see her chun face on the way to school.

And I have to endure the stress of driving.

I tell you ah dahm stress especially when you get traumatised by getting in an accident before.

Next week I'm driving Edwina to school everyday. And I'm gonna see the Fat doc about a snaky looky thingy in me.

Wish me luck on both counts.

Things haven't really been very good recently.

Cloud passing over my life clouds it but occasionally a ray of sunlight comes through and illuminates it.

My grandfather passed away just this monday.
I spend most of my days grumpy because I see some people that really gets my goat.
I'm having a hard time adjusting to the new enviroment in college and it's already the third week.
And that darn shadow of mine keeps "whispering" to me pleading for me to make more use of it.

But.......

I passed my driving exam without bribing!
I've met some really nice people in college!
I thought I'd never get along with Edwina but now I follow her home almost daily.
And that shadow does offer some usefull things.....

Oh well every problem hurled at me in the course of my life is only there for me to appreaciate the good more and I believe I won't get anything massively bad hurled at me till I capable enough handle it.

Whew.

Hello bloggie long time no postie!!!

Been reading a lot of deadpool lately so I've got my psycho, witty semi sarcastic sense of humour back.



Great stuff.

Benji if ur reading this.......do you have their album?

It's really not all it's cracked up to be!!!

ILLUSIONS!!! JUST LIKE THAT ILLUSION THAT F4 IS A HONEYMOON YEAR!!!!

SCAMMED!!!

Okay maybe I'm over-reacting....Maybe it doesn't have to be as wild as I thought.

Air conditioned hallways? None.......I'm paying 9k to get non-air conditioned hallways. I'm jealous of help and sunway now.......

Underground cults? Secret organisations? Wild parties? Nope, Non, tiada, wrong continent.

Driving to school? Traffic jahm thats BLOODY LONG, No license, Unglamourous car (SLK: small little kancil), and parking is about as common as a fresh leaf in alaska.

Hot chicks? Wrong course, Wrong college, Wrong subject lines.

No need to wear uniforms? Well that does stand true in some aspect.....but all the guys are wearing jeans and it's kinda like walking in 1U. A bit pointless if ur looking for fashion........

Less homework? TOTAL BULLSHIT in this 1 week I've done enough quadratic equations to make SMK students cry.

But it's kinda fun here I guess the lecturers are much more friendly. (cough: hamizan)

No bitchy admin systems. (cough: pn lee)

And no more crappy canteen food. Although thats replaced by the semi ridiculous prices in asia cafe........

I'm eating pineapples!!!
YUMMY!!!!!

Just had lunch a few mins ago.

And driving 2 hours ago.

That fat chubby man in the seat next to me is Mr Chua.

He owns the car I drive around in.
He scolds me when I forget to clutch.
He has plastic seat cushions.(stiffy)

3 Point parking:
Must have 3 points..........yada yada yada....

After 20 mins I realised that I should memorise the dahm 3 points. Then only did I make any progress.

I park so-so.......coz I like close calls.

3 Point turn (does everything in driving require 3 points?):

This I learnt fast.....but didn't do so well......Mr Chua said I'm going too fast most of the time......I'll learn.....

Hill:

This should be called the 3 point hill........

You stop before the while line.
You stop at the yellow line.
You go down the hill after you stop at the yellow line.

Case in point.

But in the car........

At the white line.....Engage the gear, balance the clutch and release the handbrake.

At the yellow line you brake, free the gear and pull the handbrake.

After they pass you, you rev the engine, release the clutch till the car rattles and release the handbrake all in 1 motion.

After you engage the gear.....


All 3 points bloody........

But as Mr Chua puts it. When the car rattles at the same speed of ur heartbeat you can release the handbrake.

My heartbeat is real slow though does it count?

22nd is the date of my test. See you there yiyun........ *muahahahha*