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PINEAPPLES!!!! and Hills.......

By Kington
I'm eating pineapples!!!
YUMMY!!!!!

Just had lunch a few mins ago.

And driving 2 hours ago.

That fat chubby man in the seat next to me is Mr Chua.

He owns the car I drive around in.
He scolds me when I forget to clutch.
He has plastic seat cushions.(stiffy)

3 Point parking:
Must have 3 points..........yada yada yada....

After 20 mins I realised that I should memorise the dahm 3 points. Then only did I make any progress.

I park so-so.......coz I like close calls.

3 Point turn (does everything in driving require 3 points?):

This I learnt fast.....but didn't do so well......Mr Chua said I'm going too fast most of the time......I'll learn.....

Hill:

This should be called the 3 point hill........

You stop before the while line.
You stop at the yellow line.
You go down the hill after you stop at the yellow line.

Case in point.

But in the car........

At the white line.....Engage the gear, balance the clutch and release the handbrake.

At the yellow line you brake, free the gear and pull the handbrake.

After they pass you, you rev the engine, release the clutch till the car rattles and release the handbrake all in 1 motion.

After you engage the gear.....


All 3 points bloody........

But as Mr Chua puts it. When the car rattles at the same speed of ur heartbeat you can release the handbrake.

My heartbeat is real slow though does it count?

22nd is the date of my test. See you there yiyun........ *muahahahha*
 

1 comment so far.

  1. Anonymous 1/14/2007 03:48:00 pm
    nooooo..

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