Christmas carol parodies
---------------(Jingle bells tune)--------------
Jingle bells, Jingle bells,
Santa is gonna hang,
If he gives another shit,
About how bad I was. HEY!
---------------------------(Jingle bells tune)-------------------------
Santa's balls, Santa's balls,
Some are big,
Some are small,
Hanging from his baggy sleigh. HEY!
Big one 50 cents,
Small one 20 cents,
If you want the biggest one,
it's just 2 ringgit. HEY!
------------------------(Rudolph the red nosed reindeer tune)----------------------
Rudolph the red nose reindeer,
Had a very shiny nose,
It was very oily,
Some even said it glowed.
------------------------ (Rudolph the red nosed reindeer tune) -----------------------
Hello, Mr Christmas buffet,
I'm hear to pig out,
Fighting with all the chinese aunties,
I'll make sure I'll get it all.
Santa's coming for christmas cheer,
And to steal the food,
So make it's sure it's bloody gone,
Even before he gets here. HEY!
