The Bite
Chimy Changa

300!!!!

By Kington
Spm is over........

The wait has ended........

I got semi good grades..........

7A1's 1A2 and 2B's are ok considering the fact that the 2B's are throwaway subjects like moral and est.

I got A2 for bm Lovely.

To celebrate/ease the pain we went to 1U and watched 300.

FREAKING AWESOME MAN!!!

ENOUGH GOUTS OF BLOOD TO SHAME OLD FAITHFULL IN YELLOWSTONE PARK.


I WANT MORE BLOOD!!!!!

The story.

King Leonidas (OOOooo another king...kingky) leads 300 Spartans the finest soldiers of ancient greece against a vast Persian army(led by a God KING) to fight for Sparta's freedom.



Good enough reason to fight in my book.

The King doesn't really get the Approval permit to go to war so he assembles a force of 300 (hence the movie's name) and quietly(cheng kai kai) goes south to fight the persian army.

When they get there they find a massive army begging for their blood to be spilled in beautifull slow motion like ballerinas with blades, spears and shields with ripped abs and leather loin cloths on.
I feel bloodthirsty again.....

Where's starbucks?



Sword and shield? Eh spear la.

These brave over buff men manage to hold out well against the Persian army killing loads of persians along the way.
NONE OF THEM HAVE THE YELLOW CHEESE!!! THEY CHEATED US!!



Unable to stand the humiliation the Persian king starts sending it more powerfull stuff.

AKA DUMBO.


WE CAN FLY!!!!!

And when Dumbo fails to fly the Persian king feels cheated and sends in the nastiest things.

The powerpuff girls.

Life would be easier if it was cute right? Asian Immortals la.

We got cheated on starbucks I shall now immitate one of the 7 dwarves. Grumpy.

So yeah the movie is a good watch with glorious visuals and all and yeah for the straight women men with 6 packs.

Now go watch 300!!!! Worth all 11 ringgit.
 

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