Oh, the irony of it all.
In life we tend to get a lot of irony. But I guess some of us just dismiss it nowadays thinking it's normal.
So lets start with the most common.
1.Piercings. No offense ya Mar-xha.
Piercings one's ears last time was and indication that the woman was married. Nowadays it's just cosmetic. *Cough* 14 alot *cough* (I still think it's cool so if you ever do read this don't get offended. I still love you buddy.)
2.Weapons were developed to maim and kill. But generally the nations who are most interested in conquering by maiming and killing are very good in the art of healing.
Take sparta for example. Lots of soldiers. Good at conquering. Had a lot of doctors.
Oh yeah now there are talks of making non lethal weapons for crowd suppression.......
3.Things also tend to go forwards then backwards too.
When people first started making cars. They kept making the engines bigger for more go.
Now they wanna make them smaller and milk more power out of them.
4.Smoking is quite ironic too. Smoking kills more people indirectly than guns yet people still buy ciggies. Some people even GIVE ciggies to FRIENDS.
Assisted suicide.
5.There's a "safety catch" on a gun. Need I say more?
6. God made weed, man made beer.
(We also made all the other drugs too.)
7. Suicide is killing yourself. Killing someone else is murder. But nowadays there's assisted suicide.
8. Most Malaysians believe that the other person is actually on the way when they say that they're on the way.
Reality: Fella's at home about to take a shower or smth.
9. You take baths and when ur all squeeky clean out of the shower you dry yourself on a towel. You wash the towel eventually.
10. Some students can't wait to get to working and leaving the studying world. Working people keep telling us to cherish our non working years. We come out experience work and condemn them for not making it sound serious enough.
11. Ang morhs(white men) come to asia to get a tan. Asians wanna get fairer.
Brain not working too well at the moment. Most ironies are quite specific anyway. So I'll let it simmer for awhile.
So lets start with the most common.
1.Piercings. No offense ya Mar-xha.
Piercings one's ears last time was and indication that the woman was married. Nowadays it's just cosmetic. *Cough* 14 alot *cough* (I still think it's cool so if you ever do read this don't get offended. I still love you buddy.)
2.Weapons were developed to maim and kill. But generally the nations who are most interested in conquering by maiming and killing are very good in the art of healing.
Take sparta for example. Lots of soldiers. Good at conquering. Had a lot of doctors.
Oh yeah now there are talks of making non lethal weapons for crowd suppression.......
3.Things also tend to go forwards then backwards too.
When people first started making cars. They kept making the engines bigger for more go.
Now they wanna make them smaller and milk more power out of them.
4.Smoking is quite ironic too. Smoking kills more people indirectly than guns yet people still buy ciggies. Some people even GIVE ciggies to FRIENDS.
Assisted suicide.
5.There's a "safety catch" on a gun. Need I say more?
6. God made weed, man made beer.
(We also made all the other drugs too.)
7. Suicide is killing yourself. Killing someone else is murder. But nowadays there's assisted suicide.
8. Most Malaysians believe that the other person is actually on the way when they say that they're on the way.
Reality: Fella's at home about to take a shower or smth.
9. You take baths and when ur all squeeky clean out of the shower you dry yourself on a towel. You wash the towel eventually.
10. Some students can't wait to get to working and leaving the studying world. Working people keep telling us to cherish our non working years. We come out experience work and condemn them for not making it sound serious enough.
11. Ang morhs(white men) come to asia to get a tan. Asians wanna get fairer.
Brain not working too well at the moment. Most ironies are quite specific anyway. So I'll let it simmer for awhile.
