Been bouncing around the inside of my skull occasionally recently. Just for merdeka day.

You're Malaysian if....

You've had teh tarik.
You've been in a car jumping red light.
You've ever speeded before.
You've thrown rubbish on the road from your car.
You've said "On the way" when people ask you "where are you?" when you're actually at home going into the shower.
You've shouted "eh macha" at a friend.
You've watched something pirated.
You've downloaded something illegal off the net.
You've makaned durian.
You've eatened nasi lemak and felt "tak pedas la" but you see some people sweating next to you.
You've gone "oooohhhh ahhhh an ang morh!"
You use "la" or "bah" in your sentences.
You think singaporeans are kiasu.
You know the meaning of kiasu. But you're not sure which dialect is it from.
You mix your languages "where you want to makan?"
You think of foreign education in your future constantly.
You've sung Negaraku before.


Ok I'm running out of comedic humour. I think overuse. Or maybe fatigue. Who knows?