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3 papers same answering method

By Kington
Today...

Men and woman with great things before them file into respective halls heads bowed some with eyes closed in silent prayers. There's an air of tension about them. Some eyes dart uneasily about the place. It's the same everywhere.

It's the begining of the end....For SAM(Self Abuse Matriculation)

In Taylor's students stepped in at 11 smth for ESL.
In Sunway students stepped in at 9 for General Paper.
In Taylor's students stepped in at 1:30 for Thinking Skills.

Pens gripped...They marched...I mean wrote.
Papers drawn...They wrote.
Heads bowed...They wrote.

But things you notice and remember in the hall:

Nicholas Quah is left handed. And coincidentally the guy next to him too.

Sarah Tan has 2 blogs in reality instead of just one.

Beatrice has some strange extremely thick shoes which look like they're comprised out of cork.

Eng Joe's slippers are really shot up.

I can't see Charlie from my seat coz she's too skinny.(or it could be a vampire trick)

Andrew from PE5 has really baggy jeans.

And last but not least. All 3 batches took 3 different papers today. But we're all using the same answering method.

Don't know the answer. Write rubbish. Complete and utter rubbish. And hope to get lucky. Really lucky. Like hitting Triple 20 on the dartboard.

But eh wait we do that for every paper right?

Oh yeah hor Thinking Skills, ESL and General Paper automatically give us a license to crap in the essay like structure of the exams. However other papers hand us a license to crap with "At your own risk" in fine print.

Nice. Very.

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Oh a bit late but here's something to test your vocabulary while donating food.

http://freerice.com/index.php

Depressing yes. But don't worry a lot of people get low levels while doing it. Don't ask Charlie, Nicholas, Yvonne, Michelle or me when doing it whats our level.

We depress people. And in my case. I depress myself. But YAY I DEPRESSED BIRD!
 

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